At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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