the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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