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• (650): View more from California

  I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.

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  just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.

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  her vagina just converted me to Judaism.

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• (510): View more from California

  Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.

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• (+66): View more from Thailand

  How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  "We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.

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