A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel