spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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