We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
operation have a gay friend backfired
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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