I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He? As in you personified your dick?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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