two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she smelled like a LAN party
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
My vagina is very pro this idea
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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