Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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