I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
