It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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