Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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