yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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