i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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