Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick