Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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