Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(574): View more from Indiana

Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"

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(917): View more from New York City

And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.

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(816): View more from Missouri

dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life

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(443): View more from Maryland

My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.

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(773): View more from Illinois

She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in

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(407): View more from Florida

He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.

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(618): View more from Illinois

We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.

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