i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
i now understand why vodka
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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