We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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