Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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