Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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