yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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