I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
is that a dick in a sweater?
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