How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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