Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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