Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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