bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Sext me about skeletons
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I need a beard to bite.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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