I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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