i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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