So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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