We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
why do cheetos always look like penises
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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