Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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