My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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