is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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