Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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