I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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