Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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