You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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