Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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