i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
How does one acquire holy water?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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