Can Purell be used as lube?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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