Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.