god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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