It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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