it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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