Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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