what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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