Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize