So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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