that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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