I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize
