To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Randomize
