so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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