The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I understand Curling. That high.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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