I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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