Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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