small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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