ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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