he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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