she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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