why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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