Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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