he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
They took my balls.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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